Wednesday, October 13, 2010

99 bottles of beer


I can't believe I'm still awake, my eyes are mad at me and my brain shut down long ago but my knees are having a tantrum and my uterus thinks "women's business" should take 3 weeks out of 4 to make life awkward, stiff and pained.

If only I was a man, spontaneous erections, balding, paunches and penile dysfunction don't seem all
that irksome right now..

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